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Returns & Exchanges

If your purchase has turned out to be a bit of a damp squib or simply doesn't fit your silly walk, we offer a 30-day return policy for all items in their original, un-shrubbery-like condition.

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Consult the Oracle

Visit our online returns portal and enter your order number; no need to answer three questions or identify the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.

2

Prepare the Tribute

Carefully pack your items back into their original packaging, ensuring the Black Knight hasn't inflicted any 'flesh wounds' or permanent damage to the fabric.

3

Dispatch the Messenger

Affix the prepaid shipping label to your parcel and drop it off at your nearest postal station, or hire a brave squire to carry it for you.

4

Await the Bounty

Once our Knights of the Warehouse inspect the goods, we shall authorize your refund, though we cannot compensate you in spam or holy grails.

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30-Day Window

Return within 30 days of delivery

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Free Returns

Prepaid shipping label provided

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Fast Refunds

5-7 business days processing